Consequences Of Sex

Down in the valley where the green grass grows
There lives a girl who wears no clothes
Then came Tarzan clipatty-clop
His cock was always on the hop

He gave here a Shilling but she was not willing
He gave her Pound she laid on the ground
He gave her a smack she opened her crack
And in went the union's jack

3 months later all was well
6 months later there was a swell
9 months later there was a pop
And out came a basturd sucking his cock

That is not all! Ladies & gents thats not all
The basturd had only one ball.